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Top 10 Best Funny Quotes

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“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”   “Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you do criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes!”   “Behind every great man is

What’s the first thing ghosts do when they get in a car? Buckle their sheet-belts!

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You can’t have everything.. Where would you put it? – Steven Wright

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Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad – P. D. East

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When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane. – Steven Wright

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The hardest part of a business, is minding your own.

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Doing nothing is very hard to do.. you never know when you’re finished. -Leslie Nielsen

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. – Steven Wright

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