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Halloween Quotes

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“A skeleton walks into a bar and ask for a pint of beer, and a mop.”   “What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone appetit!”   “What’s the first thing ghosts do when they get in a car? Buckle their sheet-belts!”   “What was the witch’s favorite

A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck

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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. – George Carlin

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Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen, Voices whisper in the trees, Tonight is Halloween! – Dexter Kozen

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Where there is no imagination there is no horror. – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

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What’s the first thing ghosts do when they get in a car? Buckle their sheet-belts!

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A skeleton walks into a bar and ask for a pint of beer, and a mop.

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What was the witch’s favorite subject in school?.. Spelling!

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